Only Tans Vacations – because life’s too short for bad tans and boring trips! We specialize in all-inclusive escapeswhere the only thing you’ll lift is your cocktail, ocean and river cruises that take you from port to paradise, and adventure vacations for those who like their tans with a side of adrenaline. Whether you’re planning a family getaway, group trip, or singles retreat (because tans aren’t the only thing you might pick up), we make sure your vacation is stress-free, sun-soaked, and full of unforgettable moments. Pack your bags, grab your SPF, and let’s get glowing!
Because Life's too short for pale Vacations.
From all-inclusive resorts where your only workout is lifting a piña colada, to ocean and river cruises that keep the party (or peace) floating, we’ve got your getaway covered. Group trips, family escapes, singles vacations—whatever your vibe, we book it. Tans fade, but these memories won’t! 😎🏝️
Eat, Drink, Nap, Repeat 🍹🏝️😎
The only thing you need to plan is what to order at the swim-up bar. Unlimited food, drinks, and sunshine? Yes, please! Whether you're here to tan, spa, or sip cocktails like it’s cardio, we’ve got you covered. Stress-free, wallet-friendly, and 100% relaxation-approved. Just add SPF! ☀️🍍🍾
Floating Buffets & Endless Sunsets 🚢🍹☀️
All-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink, and all-you-can-tan—what’s not to love? Whether you're here for the cocktails, the ports, or just to mysteriously disappear during karaoke night, we’ve got your perfect cruise. Pack your swimsuit, grab your SPF, and get ready to sail, sip, and maybe even flirt with the captain. 😏🌊🏝️
Smooth Sailing, Fancy Sipping 🚢🍷🏰
Like an ocean cruise, but with more charm, castles, and wine tastings. Drift through storybook towns, toast to breathtaking views, and pretend you're effortlessly cultured. No waves, no crowds—just pure scenic perfection and endless excuses to say, “Oh, I simply adore this little village!” while sipping champagne. 🥂🌍✨
Where Luxury Meets “Let’s Get Wild” 🧭🚢❄️
Forget crowded beaches—think icebergs, jungles, and penguins judging your life choices. These cruises take you off the grid, but in first-class style—because adventure is better with gourmet meals and a cozy cabin. Pack your sense of wonder (and maybe some extra socks), it’s about to get epic! 🌍🐧🔥
Vacations Are Better with a Crew 🎉✈️🏝️
Whether it’s a girls' getaway, family reunion, bachelor bash, or just an excuse to escape reality together, we handle the details—you bring the fun. More laughs, fewer logistics, and zero stress. Because the only drama on this trip should be deciding who gets the best Instagram pic! 📸🍹😎
Tan Lines & Maybe Love Lines 😉🏝️🍹
Swipe right on adventure! Whether you're looking for romance, a fling, or just a damn good time, we’ve got the perfect getaway. Sun, cocktails, and zero third-wheeling—just you, paradise, and a whole lot of “Oops, did we just book a couple’s massage?” moments. 🌞💃🔥
At Only Tans Vacations, we turn your daydreams into destinations—because why should your suitcase sit in the closet when it could be chilling on a beach? Whether you're after sun, sand, or just a killer tan, we’ve got the perfect getaway waiting. Let’s make waves! 🌊🍹🔥