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YOU NEED A VACATION

Conveniently, we sell those.
 

Cruises • All-Inclusives • Groups • Accessible Travel
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VACATIONS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

We just don't think planning one should feel like it.

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WE ACTUALLY TRAVEL

Real experience. Not just brochure knowledge.

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WE KNOW THE DETAILS

Cruises, resorts, groups and accessible travel without the guesswork.

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YOU GET A HUMAN

Real help before, during and after your vacation.

WE'RE REALLY INTO

THIS VACATION THING.

Cruises. All-inclusives. Groups. Accessible travel. We don't just sell this stuff, we travel it, research it, compare it and probably talk about it more than our friends would like.

 

Our job is to sort through the ridiculous number of options, sweat the little details and help you find the vacation that actually fits you.

 

You worry about what to pack. We'll worry about everything else.

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FIND YOUR KIND OF VACATION

Some people want a beach chair and bottomless margaritas. Others want to wake up in a different country every morning. And some of you apparently think hiking on vacation sounds fun. We don't judge. Much.

🏝️ All-Inclusive Escapes

Eat. Drink. Tan. Repeat.

From adults-only escapes to family-friendly resorts, we’ll find the right resort, destination and vibe without you spending 47 nights reading contradictory reviews.

🚢 Ocean Cruises

Unpack Once. Go Everywhere.

Ocean cruises, Caribbean escapes, Alaska, Europe and beyond. Big ships, small ships, party ships, fancy ships. We know our ships.

🥂Group & Celebrations

Better Vacations Come With Witnesses.

Destination weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, family getaways and groups of friends who probably shouldn't be left unsupervised.

🧭 ADVENTURE & EXPEDITION

Take the Road Slightly Less Tanned.

Expedition cruises, Alaska, wildlife, bucket-list destinations and adventures for travellers who believe lying beside the pool for seven days is suspiciously relaxing.

🏰 RIVER CRUISES

Less Ocean. More Wine.

Sail through the heart of Europe past castles, vineyards and historic cities, while unpacking exactly once. Civilized adventuring at its finest.

♿Accessible Vacations

Because Adventure Should Be Accessible.

Cruises, resorts, transfers and vacations planned around individual accessibility and mobility requirements, so fewer things are left to chance.

Still Don't Know What You Want?

Perfect. That's literally why travel advisors exist. 😎
Tell Us Your Budget, Your Vibe & How Far You Want to Run From Reality →

WHY ONLY TANS?

Sure, you could book it yourself. You could also cut your own hair. Sometimes professional help is a beautiful thing.

WE ACTUALLY TRAVEL ✈️

We don't just read brochures and call it research. We cruise, visit resorts, explore destinations and learn what works, what doesn't and what's worth your vacation days.

REAL HUMANS. REAL ADVICE. 🧑‍✈️

No call centre roulette. No chatbot sending you in circles. You get real travel advisors who learn what you like, what you hate and what absolutely cannot happen on your vacation.

WE KNOW CRUISES & RESORTS 🛳️🌴

Cabin categories, drink packages, resort brands, transfers, excursions, fine print and all the tiny details nobody thinks about until suddenly they matter. That's our playground.

WE'RE HERE WHEN THINGS GO SIDEWAYS 🧳

Flights change. Weather happens. Travel occasionally throws a tantrum. When something goes wrong, you have someone in your corner who already knows your trip.

TRAVEL FOR EVERY BODY ♿

Accessibility isn't an afterthought. We understand that mobility, medical equipment and individual travel requirements can completely change what makes a vacation work.

Less Guessing.  More Going

You bring the passport. We'll handle the ridiculous number of details

WE KNOW PEOPLE. ✈️🛳️🌴

And by people, we mean some of the biggest names in travel.

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Flights. Resorts. Cruises. Tours. One travel advisor who knows how all the pieces fit together.

THE TAN LINES HAVE SPOKEN

Apparently we're pretty good at this vacation thing.
“We told them our budget, what kind of resort we wanted and when we could travel. They handled the rest. The resort was exactly our vibe, the process was easy, and we didn’t have to spend weeks comparing 37 nearly identical hotels.”

🌴 THE ALL-INCLUSIVE CLIENT

“We had no idea which cruise line, ship or cabin was right for us. Only Tans walked us through everything and made the whole process ridiculously easy. We just packed our bags and showed up!”

🚢 THE CRUISE CLIENT

“Trying to organize a vacation for a group sounded like herding cats through an airport. Only Tans took care of the details, answered everyone’s questions and somehow kept us all organized. We’d absolutely book with them again.”

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 THE GROUP CLIENT

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