Because We Prefer Our Baggage Checked, Not Emotional 🌴✈️🍹
Welcome to Only Tans Vacations, where we specialize in hot destinations, steamy getaways, and full exposure to… the sun, of course! 😏☀️ Forget subscribing to stress—here, the only thing you’ll be unlocking is all-inclusive resorts, epic cruises, and vacations so good they’ll leave you breathless (literally, if you book one of our adventure trips).
We know what you’re thinking: “Is this the kind of agency where I have to pay extra for the good stuff?” Nope! We believe in all-inclusive vibes, VIP experiences, and making sure your vacation dreams come with unlimited cocktails and zero regrets. Whether you’re cruising the Caribbean, getting wild on an African safari, or pretending you’re in a romance novel on the Amalfi Coast, we’re here to make sure your trip is as smooth as your freshly tanned skin.
Who’s our ideal client? Anyone who likes their beaches hot, their drinks bottomless, and their tan lines optional.Whether you're single and ready to mingle on a singles getaway, bringing the whole crew for a wild group trip, or just looking for a quiet escape from responsibilities, we’ve got the perfect trip waiting for you.
So, why settle for basic vacations when you can have Only Tans Vacations? 😎 Pack your bags, grab your SPF, and let’s book something you’ll actually want to brag about! 🚢🏝️🔥 #NoFansJustTans #GetTannedNotScammed #VacationLikeAPro
Robert George isn’t just a travel agent—he’s a professional tan enthusiast, cocktail connoisseur, and certified vacation guru. As the mastermind behind Only Tans Vacations, he believes that life’s too short for bad trips, pale skin, and boring cruises.
With a passion for all-inclusive bliss, bougie ocean voyages, and adventure-filled getaways, Robert has made it his mission to send travelers somewhere fabulous, preferably with a drink in hand. Whether you're looking for a luxurious escape, a singles getaway (we see you 😉), or a family-friendly adventure, he’s got the perfect trip that even your in-laws will approve of.
When he’s not planning dream vacations, you can find him hunting down the best beach bars, perfecting his SPF-to-sun ratio, and reminding people that yes, travel agents still exist—and they’re way better than Google.
Let’s turn your vacay dreams into tan lines! 🌴🔥 #BookWithRobert #OnlyTansVacations #ProfessionalVacationer
At Only Tans Vacations, we turn your daydreams into destinations—because why should your suitcase sit in the closet when it could be chilling on a beach? Whether you're after sun, sand, or just a killer tan, we’ve got the perfect getaway waiting. Let’s make waves! 🌊🍹🔥
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St. Catharines, Ontario, L2M2Y2
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Only Tans Vacations is a division of Nexion Canada ULC
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